You know those days when you should have just stayed in bed to dream? Never pushing back the covers, never making your poor toes touch the hardwood floor to shock your body into awareness at some God awful time of morning? (Which for me by the way is anytime prior to 9:00 a.m.) Well I've had about five of those days.
Note to self: Never, never, repeat after me and write it 100 times on the chalkboard make a dentist appoint on a Monday. The week just goes to hell after that.
Trials and Tribulations of the week:
1. I had to go to the dentist, and now I need thearpy.
2. Never, and I repeat never drink Pitch Black Mountain Dew after 3:00 p.m. You will never get to sleep and when you do you "finally" get to sleep you have really wacked out dreams about spiders sitting on your kitchen table eating chocolate cake. [Come on and sing with me..."I don't like spiders and snakes..."]
3. Never ever let Earl go off to have fun during a school week during soccer season. Friday night was practise...I forgot the daughter's soccer ball, her towel, and water. Then on Saturday I forgot her soccer ball. Now this is funny. I taped the game for Earl, but Meg's team lost. She is on the field her face fierce like some crazy amazon warrior who only stands 4 feet tall. She screams at me from across the field when the other team scored a goal..."Turn that camera off! I mean it!!!" Can you believe that? She was so mad she could have spit nails and built a house all by herself. ***Note to self, make sure to stock up on Wood chuck cider before Earl goes on another trip to maintain sanity***
4. Today: The kitchen sink clogged up while I tried to wash dishes so bad I had to drag out the draino, Meg got her soccer ball stuck up on the roof and then pouted for three hours, then the toilet got clogged. Not to mention that Earl had brought the sunflowers seeds inside the house to sit by the back door and there were moth's that hatched and were flying around in my house. I couldn't find my keys three times today and I haven't really had a decent nights sleep since Wednesday. Nope, I think Earl has gone on his last trip. * Evil Grin*
5. I work from home and decided to take the day off on Friday. Sent the email to my boss, which he failed to read and I had to work anyway. That really sucked.
So yes, I should have remained in bed for the entire duration of this week!!!! Maybe then I might be able to find my underwear. I am on strike from doing laundry. When they can manage to get their dirty clothes into the clothes hampers, then I will start negotions on resuming operations.
Lady Samwise...
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HA! Oh, Michelle, you SLAY me! *laughs*
And I totally agree about the MD Pitch Black. I don't drink it (for some reason, all grape soda tastes like Dimetapp to me, so I haven't even tried this stuff yet), but I'm the same way about Live Wire. Oh, GOD, am I addicted to that stuff! *sloopy grin*
But don't DARE drink it in the afternoon.
And I hear you about the spiders. *shudder* I'm not afraid of anything in this universe...except those hairy little Hellspawn. Gyech...*shudder again*
Michelle,I just took a moment of silence for the week you had! And to think... I thought my week was bad. I definately understand your pain. It seems like every time I have started to blog recently, the first subject that comes to my mind is how chaotic my life is. Can you imagine me whenever I start having kids?!?! GOD HELP US ALL!
Hope this week is a little better for you!
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