Tuesday, September 28, 2004

Forget the Cider...Somebody send me 100% pure grain alchol

I don't even know if I spelled that title right and I'm not real sure I care. I'm mad tonight. This isn't a little mad either. This is a BIG mad! And I wish I could change the freakin font to 120 on the BIG MAD thing.

I ain't gonna tell you why I'm mad, only that this is an internal household dispute, that has got me craving good ole true blue "MOON SHINE" I don't want a glass, I want the entire "STILL" (don't know if I spelled that right either) Then when I get all this moonshine, I'm going to drink until I pickle myself green and grow warts!!!

It takes a lot to get me mad. And stupidity will do it real good every darn time! I can't decide whether I want to throw up or scream my lungs out.

I want to throw something! Anything! Everything! This sucks big fat green slimy moldy gofer balls!!!!! And let me tell you if things go the way I DON"T want them to...well, I don't know what I'll do. I just don't!

Okay, I feel better now that I have vented a little bit. I'm still on strike! The damn moth's in my house are multiplying and I think I"m going to bomb my house with raid! And what really makes me mad is that I didn't get one damn thing written today, didn't get my character sheet finished and that even makes me more mad!!!!!!

Mad! Mad! Mad! Mad!!!!!
Can ya'll tell I'm mad?????
Hugs all!!!!
Lady Samwise is going to go to bed now before she explodes by spontaneous combustion!

3 comments:

GutterBall said...

Oh, Michelle! You poor thing!!

Who's your favorite hunk? I'll send him over with a case of my patented GutterBall Grog. It's guaranteed to knock you out until your problems solve themselves!

It's sturdy stuff. 400 proof. Good stuff.

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Anonymous said...

Thanks Molly! I'm over that bit now and am back in world of the sane. Well, maybe not for good, but I'm getting there. Ah...ain't life grand! Funny how life's little plot twists don't have to make sense but the one's we write do...not fair I tell ya!!!!
But I'm cool as a cucumber now, and I'm rolling right along back on track!
Hugs and I posted one of my favorite hunks!
Michelle